Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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