ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
