Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
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i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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