Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
