For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
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Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
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