Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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