You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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