If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
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In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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