Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
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So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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