just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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