what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
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No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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