Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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