He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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