I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Randomize