I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
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my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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