i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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