Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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