It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
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He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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