Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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