I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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