Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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