I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
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There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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