Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
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He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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