If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I intend to get homeless drunk
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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