He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
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what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
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Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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