My room smells like vodka and shame
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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