Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
lets start a swedish sibling band together
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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