i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Randomize
