this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
