she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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