gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
