So drunk its hurt
...so i touched it.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
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I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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