What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
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Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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