Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
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The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
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Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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