i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
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Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
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On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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