we made out on top of his cat.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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