You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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