id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize