Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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