sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
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just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
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