OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
She told me I should be a condom model.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Be still, my beating vagina.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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