I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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