So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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