Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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