That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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