he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
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