u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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