Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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