Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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