I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
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I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
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I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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