i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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