YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
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I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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