yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
smell my finger.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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