There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
